Song Contest: The Almost Eurovision Experience  is a loving, hilarious homage that intuitively celebrates everything we love or loath about the Eurovision Song Contest. It’s like being at the Eurovision Finals, with eleven countries competing and the audience decides the winner. The main difference between our show and the real Eurovision? We squeeze in so much more – in less time and our version is deliberately funny.

Eurovision was created to unite countries once at war, celebrating cultural and linguistic differences with songs, glitter, and quirky props instead of guns. Things still go BOOM, but no one gets hurt. Now the biggest non-sporting TV event in the world, Eurovision has given us unforgettable and possibly cringe-worthy songs. And this show does exactly the same, only with extra cheese on top!

Dress in your nation’s colours, wave those flags, and use the Song Contest app to vote (no, you can’t vote for your own country, but feel free to bribe your friends!)

Parental guidance – this show contains some adult humour

Song Contest: The Almost Eurovision Experience

Script by Glynn Nicholas and Bev Killick

Songs from the world by arrangement with David Spicer Productions www.davidspicer.com.au

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 1st March 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday8th March 2025 for the general public.

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 8th March 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday 15th March 2025 for the general public.

The world-famous Willy Wonka is opening the gates to his mysterious factory…but only to a lucky few. Young Charlie Bucket and four other golden ticket winners will embark on a life-changing journey through Wonka’s world of pure imagination including chocolate waterfalls, nutty squirrels and the great glass elevator, all to be revealed by Wonka’s army of curious Oompa-Loompas.

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 8th March 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday 15th March 2025 for the general public.

Beverly and husband Laurence are throwing a party for their newlywed neighbours, Tony and Angela. Joining them is highly strung Susan who’s been banished from the party of her teenage daughter Abigail.

Welcome to 1970’s suburbia and its heady mix of free-flowing cocktails, classic disco and cheese and pineapple sticks. As tensions rise and tempers flare the sheen of respectability is torn away by the warring couples with hilarious and potentially disastrous consequences.

TICKETS: £14.00

Concessions £12.50

All Seats £14.00 on Saturday10% discount for 10+ group tickets for any single performance

This amateur production of “Abigail’s Party” is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk

Please note – this production contains some strong language and adult scenes

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 14th June 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday 21st June 2025 for the general public.

Nativity is a feel–good, hilarious and heart-warming musical for the whole family. Featuring all of your favourite songs from the movies including: Sparkle and Shine; Nazareth; One Night One Moment and a selection of new tunes.

Every child wants to star in their school Nativity, and at St Bernadette’s School they’re attempting to put on their own musical version. Only trouble is teacher Mr Maddens has promised that a Hollywood producer is coming to see the show to turn it into a film. Join him, his teaching assistant Mr Poppy, the children and a whole lot of sparkle and shine as they try to make everyone’s Christmas wish come true.

10% discount for 10+ group tickets for any single performance

Please note performance times:

Sunday : 5.00 p.m.

Monday – Friday : 7.30 p.m.

Saturday : 2.30 p.m. and 7.30 p.m.

Book and Lyrics by Debbie Isitt

Music by Debbie Isitt and Nicky Ager

Orchestration by George Dyer

Amateur production presented by arrangement with Music Theatre International

All authorised performance materials are also supplied by MTI – www.mtishows.co.uk

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 21st June 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday 28th June 2025 for the general public.

Based on the best-selling novel by Paula Hawkins and the DreamWorks film starring Emily Blunt, THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN is a passionate and emotional thriller.

Isolated and dejected, Rachel travels the commuter train wishing her life was different. Absorbed by the happy couples in the houses that flash by, she witnesses something that isn’t quite right…

And when a young woman goes missing, she finds herself the prime suspect…

TICKETS: £14.00 – 10% discount for 10+ group tickets for any single performance

This production contains adult themes and is not suitable for under 12s’.

Based on the best-selling novel by:

Paula Hawkins

and the DreamWorks film

Adapted for the stage by Rachel Wagstaff and Duncan Abel

This amateur production of The Girl On The Train is presented by arrangement with

Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 9th August 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday 16th August 2025 for the general public.