Orpheus isn’t the most devoted of husbands. So when his young wife Eurydice runs off with a strange man who turns out to be a great god in disguise (Pluto, King of Hades no less), Orpheus isn’t too bothered. Sadly for him, his mother is. She’s very bothered. She insists that they catch the very next hot-air balloon to Hell and set off together to win his wife back. If only those poor unsuspecting Gods of the Underworld knew what was about to hit them …

Last performed at the Concordia in a celebrated production forty years ago, this new saucy laugh-a-minute updated version promises to be a show not to be missed.

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 11th January 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday 18th January 2025 for the general public.

Award winning singer Matthew Ford is widely regarded as the finest big band singer in the Uk, and  he is delighted to present this show which celebrates  Ol’ Blue Eyes and the Swing Legends.

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 18th January 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday 25th January for the general public.

TALON MUSIC PRESENTS

AND FINALLY… PHIL COLLINS

Chris O’Connell brings the charisma and style of the man who fronted Genesis and sold over 150 million albums world-wide in his magnificent solo career. This award winning five-star production delivers a high energy show packed full of hits including…

In The Air Tonight, Another Day In Paradise and Sussudio along with a visible touch of Genesis. Come and experience this world class 9-piece band, two drum kits and the esteemed And Finally Horns.

The Definitive Phil Collins tribute show!

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 18th January 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday 25th January 2025 for the general public.

By Ed Waugh and Trevor Wood

A smash hit all around the UK, this laugh-out-loud production tells the story of three feisty cleaners on the brink of redundancy who come up with an ingenious (and cheeky!) way to fight back: starting their very own phone sex line! Add in their slimy young supervisor who’s desperate to replace them with younger staff, and the stage is set for a riotous battle of wits, mischief, and plenty of laughs. There are just 65 seats each night so booking online quickly is advised.

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 22nd February 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday 1st March 2025 for the general public.

What’s the buzz? The first musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice to be produced for the professional stage, Jesus Christ Superstar has wowed audiences for over 40 years. A timeless work, the rock opera is set against the backdrop of an extraordinary and universally-known series of events, but seen through the eyes of Judas Iscariot.​

Tickets: £17.00 10% discount for 10+ group tickets for any single  performance.

An amateur production by arrangement with The Really Useful Group Limited

Lyrics by Tim Rice

Music by Andrew Lloyd Webber

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 22nd February 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday 1st March 2025 for the general public.

Song Contest: The Almost Eurovision Experience  is a loving, hilarious homage that intuitively celebrates everything we love or loath about the Eurovision Song Contest. It’s like being at the Eurovision Finals, with eleven countries competing and the audience decides the winner. The main difference between our show and the real Eurovision? We squeeze in so much more – in less time and our version is deliberately funny.

Eurovision was created to unite countries once at war, celebrating cultural and linguistic differences with songs, glitter, and quirky props instead of guns. Things still go BOOM, but no one gets hurt. Now the biggest non-sporting TV event in the world, Eurovision has given us unforgettable and possibly cringe-worthy songs. And this show does exactly the same, only with extra cheese on top!

Dress in your nation’s colours, wave those flags, and use the Song Contest app to vote (no, you can’t vote for your own country, but feel free to bribe your friends!)

Parental guidance – this show contains some adult humour

Song Contest: The Almost Eurovision Experience

Script by Glynn Nicholas and Bev Killick

Songs from the world by arrangement with David Spicer Productions www.davidspicer.com.au

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 1st March 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday8th March 2025 for the general public.

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 8th March 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday 15th March 2025 for the general public.

The world-famous Willy Wonka is opening the gates to his mysterious factory…but only to a lucky few. Young Charlie Bucket and four other golden ticket winners will embark on a life-changing journey through Wonka’s world of pure imagination including chocolate waterfalls, nutty squirrels and the great glass elevator, all to be revealed by Wonka’s army of curious Oompa-Loompas.

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 8th March 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday 15th March 2025 for the general public.

Beverly and husband Laurence are throwing a party for their newlywed neighbours, Tony and Angela. Joining them is highly strung Susan who’s been banished from the party of her teenage daughter Abigail.

Welcome to 1970’s suburbia and its heady mix of free-flowing cocktails, classic disco and cheese and pineapple sticks. As tensions rise and tempers flare the sheen of respectability is torn away by the warring couples with hilarious and potentially disastrous consequences.

TICKETS: £14.00

Concessions £12.50

All Seats £14.00 on Saturday10% discount for 10+ group tickets for any single performance

This amateur production of “Abigail’s Party” is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk

Please note – this production contains some strong language and adult scenes

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 14th June 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday 21st June 2025 for the general public.

Nativity is a feel–good, hilarious and heart-warming musical for the whole family. Featuring all of your favourite songs from the movies including: Sparkle and Shine; Nazareth; One Night One Moment and a selection of new tunes.

Every child wants to star in their school Nativity, and at St Bernadette’s School they’re attempting to put on their own musical version. Only trouble is teacher Mr Maddens has promised that a Hollywood producer is coming to see the show to turn it into a film. Join him, his teaching assistant Mr Poppy, the children and a whole lot of sparkle and shine as they try to make everyone’s Christmas wish come true.

10% discount for 10+ group tickets for any single performance

Please note performance times:

Sunday : 5.00 p.m.

Monday – Friday : 7.30 p.m.

Saturday : 2.30 p.m. and 7.30 p.m.

Book and Lyrics by Debbie Isitt

Music by Debbie Isitt and Nicky Ager

Orchestration by George Dyer

Amateur production presented by arrangement with Music Theatre International

All authorised performance materials are also supplied by MTI – www.mtishows.co.uk

Tickets will be available to purchase online from 10:00AM on Saturday 21st June 2025 for Concordia Theatre Members and from 10:00AM on Saturday 28th June 2025 for the general public.